God…I have so many things to do today but there is no way in hells I’m stepping out of this house without Zoe getting her nap. I put her down at 9:30. She put up SUCH a fight. She was screaming and bawling and just standing in her crib for me to come and get her. I caved. I got her. Held her. Calmed her down. After 10 minutes I threw her back in. She cried some more. She was hyperventilating. I got my lil iPod stereo thingamawhozit and plugged it in outside her bedroom door and put on Lovers In Japan (acappela) by Coldplay on repeat.

She fell asleep. I love you Chris Martin.

To Do List:
make cookie favors
finish decorations
shopping at costco / ac moore / home depot /babies r”us
clean the house
finish painting the downstairs wall
finish my shadow box

I’m hosting a bridal shower tomorrow.

Another website I love is Boden USA. They don’t have a lot of children’s clothes but the ones they have are really cute. EVEN the boys stuff.

Boden USA


Oh and I have to post this cause it’s so cute! This is a little girl that models for Boden. When Zoe’s hair grows out I want to cut it like this. So cute. I don’t know if it’ll look right on her but better I experiment before she hits elementary school and cares what her friends think.

So there are 2 things that terrify Zoe.

One I found out when we were in Cali. My aunt was carrying her around in the backyard showing her their orange and lemon trees and then she was about to put her down on the grass and she freaked the eff out. It wasn’t even like she was scared she was TERRIFIED. Her whole body started shaking really bad and then she whipped out the super koala velcro grip. She was totally freaked out and was crying like she was dying or something. I think it was just way beyond her comfort zone.
 

The second one she wasn’t scared of before but as of a month ago that changed. I had bought a bouncing Tigger toy for my niece when she was younger. Her mother gave it back to me now that her kids are too old. You push down on Tigger’s head he starts bouncing and saying stuff. Same thing happens with with the grass. She starts shaking and then yells out in terror and clings to you for dear life. I gave this to Ellis when they were visiting last time since he seemed to get a kick outta Tigger. But before I gave it away I had to put it in a drawer in her closet otherwise she’d freak out if I stepped in her room with it out.


I mean I know she’ll grow out of it eventually so I’m not worried but geeze. Are your kids scared of anything?

Omigosh, omigosh! I cannot wait! WHO WANTS TO GO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you know how I told you to watch Celebrity Apprentice and we never got any face time? Hahaha Well they aired the 2 hour episode this past saturday and we were on!

So I dvr’d the show and then videotape it to put it on xanga. Quality is not that bad surprisingly. Ok so in this first clip you see Angie fishing through a rack with a sales person. I was standing to her right but they cut me. BITCHES! Then in the next scene you see Jessie James playing with Zoe. I was standing right next to the camera guy but he cut me too. BITCHES!

In the 2nd video you see me in a gray tank top pushing Zoe in her stroller with Angie walking right next to me behind the girl standing in the front of the door in the wedding gown. YES! My one milisecond of fame! SCORE!

You know what the hubs said? He goes “You know what’s sad? It’s not even a milisecond. It’s less than that.”
 HATER. Stop drinkin the haterade!!!

YOU BLIND BATS! HERE! Pushing the orange stroller.
 

So we had a KAM Night Out and met up at Baden-Baden in joisey. I was late AGAIN but I was sooo excited to go out. Since I’ve been a SAHM I haven’t gone out-out, ya know? So I was psyched. The husband called it the “congregating of the nerds”. Whatever. He’s so stealing my line because I use that when he plays golf.

Can I just say I had a lot of fun!? It was just everyone was so genuinely nice. It was just a great group of girls. I was an hour late. I’M SORRY NANCY you punctual biotch you. Now if you remember the first meet up it was just a lil too much. It was cold, there were sooo many babies and it felt a lil chaotic. I missed the 2nd meet up cause I was in Philly but I heard it was great and I know that I had missed out. So there was no way I was going to miss out on this one! So I got there late and I got to sit next to Kathy (Katchoi). Can I just say that I know she’s breastfeeding but her jiji’s were ginormous and she is super sweet. Hahahaha… and across from her was Jeenie (Sodroll80). Apparently she has a stroller problem. She can’t stop buying them. She REALLY is pretty. Like just naturally pretty. I told the hubs when I went home that if he saw her he’d consider her hot. Hahaha… I already met up with Hae Kyung (hkcho) a few times already. You guys all know her, she’s the mommy who’s super nice and who illegally makes copies of Pororo videos and distributes them. Hahahaha. Then there’s Nancy (lolxgirl). Omigod she’s sooo fuckin funny. Like she’s someone you can shoot the shit with and throw eff bombs left and right. Then there’s Jenn (markjennbaby) who picked up the tab gangpeh style like “Oh puleeze. It’s nothing!” She was also really nice. A mommy that I’ve been waiting to meet for a while. Soona, Yeonae, and Judy we’re sitting way at the other side of the table so I didn’t get a chance to speak to them!!! Next time I promise.

So I guess we’re gonna do this monthly? I got May yo!

So here’s the group photo:

Have you guys checked out this site? They have really cute clothes! There are so many things that I would buy for Zoeski here.

Olive Juice

TGIF my homosapiens! Tomorrow Zoe is going in for her 1 yr exam and for the dreaded MMR. Dun dun dun! Have a great weekend!

Here is Zoe talking on her phone? Everything is the phone. Her socks, the container that holds her Gerber Puffs, the TV remote.


Here is Zoe on her loveable car. She had JUST fallen out of it and started to cry. I hit her car and said “MEHMEH” and then the rest is history. She is just a bully in the making I tell you. I’m gonna cry I’m so proud. Oh Andrew where are you? She is going to destroy you in your rematch!