June 23, 2009

  • The Massacre

    I just saw Jon & Kate Plus 8 and I’m just really sad for the whole family.
    On another note those little crooked play houses are each around $2500 and they got 4!
    Zoe, one day I will slave away and build you one with my bare hands and if we ever move we’re taking that shit
    with us cause I will only do it one time.


    :: 05.18.09 :: The Massacre

    It was a beautiful, sunny morning. Zoe woke up in a good mood and we decided to share potato bread on the
    kitchen floor because we like to eat on the floor like the beggars that we are. I mean why hide it? Let’s keep it real
    homeslice.

    This is the calm before the storm.
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    After stuffing herself with carby goodness it was as if a time bomb went off. Like maybe she had one too many
    pieces of the potato bread or something. I can’t look.

    Warning: The following photos may not be suitable for young viewers or those weak at heart.

    Here is the storm…actually a typhoon.
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    I know this is hard to believe…but she really does love her stuffed animals. She hugs them and kisses them all the time
    almost as if to say “I’m sorry for banging your face on the wall two days ago” or even “I hope you forgive me for
    dropping you down the stairs”.

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