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Friday, 10 July 2009
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Do You Kaboodle?
So my cell phone has been buggin out lately. Just cause a lil bit of milk got in it it's like on some sort of calcium
overload or something. It keeps flashing when I'm not touching it and when I open it it all of a sudden starts
dialing random numbers on the screen. So annoying. QUIT IT! Driving me nuts.
Also we had 2 measuring tapes(we had these forever) and in a span of 2 weeks they both broke. One because
Zoe kept playing with one and the other cause I dropped it today. I have to buy one. I always carried the one
that Zoe broke in my purse. Just in case. You never know what you have to measure! I need to go out and buy
one tomorrow. It's driving me nutz knowing I don't have one anymore.
Anyways I wanted to write about this for a while. Have you guys ever heard of Kaboodle? Well I friggin love it.
I have a few lists:
It's a site where you can create a wish list and add anything from any site onto one major list. You basically load the
software onto your computer and anytime you see something on any site and want to save it to your wish list you
just hit the add to kaboodle button on your toolbar. I love it. Like LUUUB eet! Plus it's free! If you create a wishlist add
me as a friend. I'm susanjane. We can be prends...or chingoos...por rife...pohebah (that's 'forever' in my bad Korean
accent). Plus if you see stuff on other people wishlists that you like you can add it to your own as well. Like I said, I
LUUUB eet.
Here's some things off of Zoe's wishlist that I've added over the year. Now that I'm looking at it like this...I think I have
really good taste If I do say so myself. And for this I must saying "Sujan you is the awsome."
Oh and if anyone is wondering what the 2nd to the last item is that looks like a pair of tongs, it's a snowball scooper
to make perfectly even snowballs. Yes, Zoe is too young to use it. It's for me bitches. And I will teach Zoe thy ways...
which is to show no mercy to the neighborhood children. If they hit you, turn the other cheek. BULLSHIT! Kick em in the
balls! Even if they don't have any! We're going to build the awsomest snow fort and have perfect snowballs. JUSTIN,
BRING IT YOU LITTLE KOCHI TOUCHING, NANINGOO (once again pardon my bad Korean. I'm trying to say undershirt.
Nancy stop laughing at my Korean you bitch) WEARING GANGPEH YOU! It's on till the break of dawn! We call you out this
December. Be ready Freddy! Muhahaha!
I swear I'm a big kid. When we went over the Chae's house to play the girls were playing at the activity table with sand
and I was helping them but one by one they all left till it was just me and Zoe. And then Zoe left. And then Nancy said "Ok
Susan, you can stop pretending that you're helping the kids."
What the HELL kinda BULLSHIT is that?!!!
Ok.
It's true. I didn't care about the children. I wanted my own wet sand to build my own fuckin sand castle. And they all
left. I was so happiness and so exciting.
I play and I build. I cry. Happy cry.
Thursday, 09 July 2009
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My American Idol, Funny Family Story, + Pics of Zoe
Yesterday I vacuumed, mopped, did the dishes, and put Zoe down. Afterwards I was listening to Maxwell while
adding stuff onto my wish lists. I tell you: I'm feelin the Maxwell. The hubs however H.A.T.E.S. him. Whatever.
Jealousy. Just cuz he can sing higher notes than you and has a body like plaDOW to go with it, don't hate. And my
husband can hit the high notes...just not as well as he thinks he can. I mean it's like I think he cut off his scrotum sacs
because it's so deafning at times. He honestly believes that he can go on American Idol and make it to Hollywood.
I support you like a double D bra babe. I just really think you should tape and hear yourself singing first before you
make the decision. Plus, you too O.L.D. As in:
O ldddddddddd
L oser you're old
D amn you're old
I love you. You're an American Idol in my book. I mean who else does the running man to the Pororo theme song?
On a different note, I think my family is pretty funny. The older sister just laughs at the rest of us cause we're retarded.
She's probably secrety writing a book at how retarded her sisters are but I think Vietnam sister has already started
that. Speaking of funny, the Vietnam sister (which in ranking is sister number 3. I'm 2.) is coming to visit tomorrow.
She's funny. She's the one that was reading Zoe the US Magazine article about Heidi and Spencer. She told me this
story about how there was a mouse in her apartment and she tried to jump on furniture to get away from it but
instead she rammed into her furniture. I laughed just thinking about it just now. She makes funny requests sometimes
since she's overseas. Like this one: She'll email me photos, tell me what to write on them, asks me to frame them, and
then give it to my mother. I forgot to give it to my dear mother for mother's day so she's going have to deliver this
crap herself when she sees her. I'm sure mom will be thrilled.
To deprive my mother of this gift all these months...I'm so ashamed.
:: 06.22.09 :: Laundry basket
:: 06.20.09 :: The Yogurt Pop & Pancakes
Wednesday, 08 July 2009
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Random Photos from May
Zoe was never much of a drooler but lately she's been drooling off and on. Her molars are finally out. Welcome
teeth! She also got her MMR last week. She hates her doctor. Hahaha. The second she sees him she just bursts into
tears now. Her weight is in the 5th percentile. I know. She's a lil thing. And her head is 75th percentile. Hahaha.... I've
been trying to fatten her up but the hubs thinks that she took on my genes in the weight department.
:: 05.22.09 :: Couch Potato
:: 05.21.09 The Earmuff Makes A Comeback
:: 05.17.09 :: Church & Froyo
:: 05.09.09 :: The Strangeness that Is
:: 05.07.09 :: Chicken Pasta + Dr Seuss
:: 05.06.09 :: Annoyance
:: 05.04.09 :: The Fridge + The Laptop
:: 05.02.09 :: Breakfast
Tuesday, 07 July 2009
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Playdate w/ the Chae's
Nancy, this one's for you.
:: 06.12.09 :: Playdate w/ Maddie, Olivia, & their cousins
So we went over for a playdate and there was this lil bird that had gotten hurt somehow and was on their yard and
it couldn't fly but it was such a big deal to the little ones and some of the girls were scared. It ended up dying. Nancy
hates birds. Chicken.
:: 05.05.09 :: Playdate at the mall
Monday, 06 July 2009
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4th of July
Note: For those of you asking me about the Hello Kitty Beach Play Set that Zoe's playing with you can get it here.I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know we did. And happy birthday to my youngest sister and my sister-in-
law, both 4th of July birthdays!
:: 07.04.09 :: Fire Island
Saturday we decided to head out to Fire Island. I loved it. I'm a total beach snob. I admit it. I'm really picky about
my beaches and this one was way nicer than I expected for an east coast beach. And what a small world. Tinnie it
was nice running into you and Theo there!
Thursday, 02 July 2009
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Zoe's Baptism
:: 05.31.09 :: Zoe's Baptism
Zoe was baptized. Yay! My youngest sister, my mother, and my mother-in-law all made it out to my church
for this very special occasion. I compiled the few photos that we took along with a video (It's pretty
choppy since I'm still trying to play around with these stupid video tools). Parents whose children were
getting baptized were asked to answer 2 questions in front of the congregation. I lost it while answering
the 2nd one.
She was wailing in the video cause she wanted to come to me. I had to keep holding the mic with 2 hands
cause my hands were shaking so badly.
Man, your kids make you cry a lot. She's turning me into a softie. I hate that.
Despite all the crying on both mine and Zoe's part, I was very happy this day. Very happy for Zoe.
Wednesday, 01 July 2009
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Tattoos & Swimming Pools
:: 06.30.09 :: The Original Gangsta
Justin watch out you bully. She's gonna kick your ass if you shove her again. Well, she's gonna try. Her foot might
bounce off your big bundakadunk.
:: 06.29.09 :: Indoor Pool
LittleMissTomato asked if we were getting Zoe a pool for the backyard since she was sportin' her new summer diggs
in my last entry. We got her one at Target. However, it has not quite made it to the backyard....yet. I used a hand air
pump. It took too long and my right arm was killing me. So I blew this myself manually. The swimming pool looks a
WHOLE lot bigger than the actual photo on the box.
The palm should actually be facing down but I pushed it up so she could watch tv.
:: 06.26.09 :: Swimming!
Christian and his mommy invited us over their house to go swimming. She also had an old baby float that Christian no
longer fit in. Zoe loved it. She kept leaning over the side and sticking her whole face in the water. And the entire time
she was in the float you could see her legs constantly kicking in the water.
Then it was time to go back home to for a nap and dinner and we made it just in time too. it started to rain.
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
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New Summer Digs
Zoe took THE STINKIEST crap last night. I mean if there was a war and I bombed the enemy's hideout with her crap,
everyone and their grandmother would have surrendered. It was THAT bad. Miyuk gook does this. Someone
should let the government know.
Man, I've been mucho busy-o. We have a deck. It's pretty worn out. The hubs bought a power washer and sander
to clean it up. So far he's used the power washer. That's it. Then he bought a grill and it came with a wrong part so
we had to call up the company and wait for the correct piece to come in. The piece came. He didn't finish it. So
yesterday because I'm number one, I finished it for him because I am the awsomest of the awsome. It's my blog
and I can praise myself if I want to so shut up. We went and bought some outdoor furniture and an outdoor rug
and I still need to find an umbrella and make some nice finishing touches.
So since saturday I've completely stopped giving Zoe her bottle. I mean yeah I've been using the trainer cup with
the altered nipple so that it's easy to wean them from the bottle to the sippy but like Nancy said, "It's a glorified
nipple." She also said that it's harder for parents to get off the bottle than the baby which I think is so very true. But
for me it's also because she has a hard time finishing her milk to begin with and now I have to go alter her universe
and strictly go to sippy. She hasn't been even finishing half since I stopped giving her the bottle. So yesterday I
went back to the Playtex sippy cups I wrote about before and she seemed to take it a lot better. Phew! When
Zoe had her last doctor's appointment which was at one year (in march) he said to give her max 24 oz a day. No
more than that cause it's bad for her teeth. I don't even think she breaks 20 sometimes. What's the minimum at 15
months? I guess I'll find out this thursday. She's scheduled for her MMR.
:: 06.25.09 :: New Summer Digs
First you throw on your summer hat...
...next your new bad ass shades...
...and of course the swimsuit.
And to celebrate her beautifulness we had some milk and a taiyaki.
Monday, 29 June 2009
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