October 30, 2009
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Fetch!
Zoe’s words: m and m, balloon, toes
Life is anything but boring when you add a toddler to the equation.
Since the last time I told you that Zoe had announced that she went number two, she’s announced it 5 more times. Two just from yesterday alone. I’ve been rewarding her with jelly beans or m+m’s. Sometimes she’ll cry wolf. I don’t know if it’s a sneaky way to get candy or because she just got confused. I always try to show her poopy when she does go so she knows what her masterpiece looks like. Hahaha I know gross.
Along with this whole poopy anouncing bug that she’s got going on it’s kind of affecting me shall we say? So I go to the bathroom with the door open during the day so I can see where she is or if she needs me she can come right up to me. Now she just stands in front of me while I’m handling my biz and goes “Umma poopy” and she points between my legs. I say “No, mommy’s just peeing right now, see? All done(I’m really lying so she’ll leave but it doesn’t work. Hey, I’m human. We all gotta go dos).” Then she goes to my side and points to my pale ass and goes “Umma’s butt” and THEN she proceeds to poke my ass. CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY HELLO?! So then I say “Zoe go get your ball!” and she runs off to the living room to get her red ball. She brings it back over to me and I chuck it out the door and yell “FETCH!”Hey it works so shut it! It gives me like 15 seconds of privacy before I have to chuck it again just to get another 15.
:: 10.26.09 ::
Comments (11)
i literally laughed out loud. fetch, hilarious! only from you susan
I laughed out loud and had to share with my co-workers… “Umma’s butt!”
That sounds like a day in the life of me!!! LOL!
lol. seriously, they’re obsessed with the poop…so like everytime someone goes to the bathroom it’s ____ is going poopoo. M never says that someone is going pee.
and before i forget…my friend loves hello kitty and has one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Toaster-KT5211/dp/B00021HBU4
it made me think of you.
omg, she’s talking and having coherent conversations with you now. Where’s my little Zoe?! She’s pretty much a toddler now!
that’s so freaking funny and adorable too…
LOL, sounds like the cost of motherhood is privacy. hahaha. But it sounds like it’s worth it because you have such happy (and funny) stories.
lol, i was rofl reading this. zoe rocks!
Hahahahah… umma’s butt… poke poke… hahahah!! I totally laughed out loud when I read this! What would happen if you closed the door?
@injeannieous - she’ll stand outside the door and cry while repeatedly saying umma umma umma, or she’ll keep saying umma and i’ll imitate her and she’ll laugh, or she’ll just keep pounding on the door while saying umma umma umma….
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius!