October 30, 2009
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Hi. My Name Is Susan.
Zoe’s words: Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Rabbit, Plex, Muno, Tootie, Foofa, Brobee, Darby, hat, cut it, star, cat, rabbit, giraffe, Manny
The other day she was eating rice and gim(seaweed) for dinner and she waves to her bowl of rice and goes “Hi bahp!” and then she leaned foward and kissed the rice. She also scolds us now. If I do something to bother her or make her do something she doesn’t want to do she goes “Umma, NO, NO!” Sometimes she wags her finger to show she means it. Gurl, PUHLEESE! That don’t work on mommy!
Hi. My name is Susan.
I feel like I’ve been away so long that I have this need to reintroduce myself. Just got done with my older sister’s surprise baby shower. It was really nice and personal. We got a lot of help and Miss Prego didn’t have a clue. Success is ours!
So the hubs sends me an email last week which to my memory was something along the lines of ‘Do you want you birthday/Christmas gift now? There’s a really good deal going on.’ To which I replied something along the lines of ‘Everday when I see your face that’s present enough hun (vomit in my mouth). To which he quickly replied ‘Bitch you just f*cked yourself.’ Aren’t we just like perfect for each other? Hahaha…. So I got my gift this week…
Isn’t it beautiful? I got an erection from my invisible penis when I saw it. Zoe could care less. She cared more about the packaging…
Anyhoots, this wonderful piece of machinery has turned me into a crazy woman. I mean not that I wasn’t crazy before it’s like a little bit more ocdish than I was before. It’s pushed me to re-organize and re-arrange our office space. I’m still organizing.
I started monday mind you. Please this weird mood has also made me deep clean our master bathroom last night at 11:30. I got done at 1:30. I know. Call me crazy I have no idea wassup? I kinda like it though. I feel very productive. I’m almost done her rocker too! She was trying to ride the seatless horse and kept smiling up at me makin me feel guilty so I was like “OK OK I GET IT! STOP BEING CUTE! I’ll finish it already!” More photos to come…
:: 10.20.09 :: This was the first one I did this year. I had to throw it out cause it was rotting already. Zoe picked out the pattern. She is all about Fifi now. I’m gonna do a few more tomorrow. Sandy, The Great Pumpkin-off of 2009 is on biotch!
:: 10.21.09 ::
:: 10.28.09 :: Zoe got another time out (her 3rd so far). She was whining so much it drove me nutz! She was really good! I sat her down and just sat very still facing the wall the entire time while I was clicking away taking photos from different angles.
:: 10.29.09 ::
Also did you hear? Cookie is closing publication. I’m sho shad!
They had an article this month on this one playspace in downtown Manhattan called Moomah. The owner is Tracey Stewart(Jon Stewart’s wife). I hear they take walk-ins. Angie(LilMissTomato) go check it out for us!
Comments (27)
Sooooo adorable!!! I love the pumpkin and I really want to carve one like that haha! I loved sanrio back in the day, especially keroppi ^_^
so do her timeouts work? she’s so adorable sitting there!
she is too cute when she’s on time out. =p M loves to do this “hi” thing where she shoves her face in front of yours and smile at you, but doesn’t do anything else. other kids are like ‘what the heck are you doing?’
Wow a MAC, Love it! Good job on the pumpkin.
You and your husband are so romantic.
Poor girl. Not only does she have to have time out, she has to sit there next to the laundry.
What a pumpkin. Were you a designer of some sort before becoming a SAHM? I can’t imagine it being just a hobby.
Seriously! Cookie is closing. So sad and disappointed…I just finally bought a subscription. Ugh.
*Drool, I think I’m in love with the computer screen
Whoa nice gift! And nice pumpkin. <– that kinda sounded dirty. Haha.
that’s an awesome gift! lucky.
pumpkin #1 looks great. you guys are crazy. who’s judging?
zoe looks so much like you in the imac box. i think she has your lips, right?
She is very cute in her time out
awesome gift and those hello kitty boots are so cute. Where did you get them??
your bday is in december? mine too, on the 20th, so I always get bday/christmas presents! argh. But no…not this year. Geez, girl you must have a steady hand. i woulda messed up that sort of work on the pumpkin for sure (well, anything that requires a precise hand.)
aww…forehead bonding! enjoy your early birthday present!
Oooh, I think I’m going to show my husband this post and say “look she got a MAC, now get me my electric bike – NOW!” You guys are too cute.
I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of saying that Zoe is so cute!!
BTW – how do you remember all the words she’s learned? I stopped writing down everything Damian learns because it’s all too much.
I do the forehead thing with my dog… but maybe it would be more normal looking with another human
@MissJeter2002 - they’re from target!
@WaterfallPhilosophies - i actually forget ALOT but i just try to remember or i just jot it down quickly on a paper.
awesome present!
pumpkin no. 1 is not bad. let’s see one you can actually light up.
@smilen1004 - i don’t know about that. zoe and i are human…and i gotta say…it don’t look normal.
@tubecozy - no… she got her daddy’s lips….i still think she looks like me! hahaha
@ThePseudoHousewife - i think so. i think she’s getting it cause after that one she was whining again later and i said “you want another time out?” she said “yesh yesh” i said “ok fine”. I took her to her chair and I said “time out?” and she started backing up and shaking her head no.
Do you find that there are not as many
pictures of you and Zoe together because you’re the one always holding
the camera; I have over 2000 pix of my newborn and I think there are
less than 10 of him and I. It would be nice if Hubby is a much of a
photo-snapping whore as I.
P.S. The photo of you and Zoe is so precious!
congrats on the new imac!!
aww!!! LOVE the last shot!!!
@Antipoohbear - aww thanks. and yes! there aren’t as many photos of just zoe and i so i set the timer for those most of the time.
LOL, the 2nd pic in the timeout chair looks like she is sitting there and enjoying pictures of herself.