December 16, 2009

  • Zoe’s Funniness Continued

    Zoe’s words: i crying, i sad, play with me, me too, i don’t know

    :: Possesive::
    No one is allowed to hug me except her royal magesty. So yesterday the 3 of us were in bed and the hubs grabs me and goes “HUG HUG HUG!” Zoe who’s sitting behind me gets upset and starts to whine but it’s what she said after the whining that made us laugh….

    Andy: Hug Hug Hug!
    Me: Hug Hug Hug!
    Zoe: Eh eh eh eh eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eh……(silence)…..share.

    :: Lotion ::
    She LOVES lotion. When she sees me pull out a bottle of hand lotion it’s like she wants the entire universe to moisturized. I’ll squeeze a dolop on her hand and she’ll run over to her father and put it on his hands and then when she’s done she’ll run back for her turn but she won’t put it on till she sees me rubbing it into my hands.

    :: Dirty Look ::
    Girlfriend can now do it on command. I cannot wait to use this powerful weapon during the holidays when a cashier won’t let me return an item. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON’T REFUND ME? ZOE DIRTY LOOK!”

    :: “I Tired” ::
    For a few weeks now she’s been saying “I tired” or “I shleepy”. I FINALLY figured out where she got I tired from! Yesterday she was coloring and I heard her conversing with herself saying “Rushel. I tire. Rushel. I tire. Rushel. I tire.” It’s from Up when Russel was whining and he goes “I’m tired.”

    :: Fake Crying ::
    Last night I was getting Zoe ready for bedtime and we’re sitting on the bed next to each other and I said…

    Me: Zoe, Umma hug-hug-hug?
    Zoe: No. (shakes her head)
    Me: Wahhhhhh… (covers my face and pretends to fake cry). I crying.
    Zoe: (covers her face and pretends to fake cry). Wahh. I crying.
    Me: (pushes her and knocks her over sideways) Ew don’t copy me. I crying. (cover my face again)
    Zoe: (laughs) (sits back up and covers her face) I crying.

     Such a biter. OH AND GET THIS! So I got my camcorder and set it up in front of me to see if I could get her fake cry on video but she knew she was being taped so when I asked for a hug-hug-hug she said “yesh” and comes over to me to hug-hug-hug me (so to set up a visual for you, I’m facing the camera she’s facing me to hug me) BUT I knew the hug was a fake cause while she was hugging me she turned her head to look at the camera! PISHAW!!!! It’s like hugging your boyfriend but the whole time he’s hugging you he’s mouthing “I love you” to someone else. You know what I mean?!  PLAY ME FOR A FOOL WILL YOU!!??

    :: 12.04.09 :: Shanta, Cheesecakes, and Dorky Hats
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    :: 12.06.09 :: Snow
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    :: 12.07.09 :: Thug Zoe and Some Birthday Cake
    We were at the dollar store and she picked out this Hello Kitty hat. Her father hates this hat. Hahaha…
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