April 27, 2010
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Operation Fatso Update
Zoe’s Daily Funny:
So last friday I was sitting at the foot of my bed watching tv. And Zoe comes up to me and wants to sit with me. So I pick her up and we’re sitting side by side with our legs touching. She looks up at me and goes:
Zoe: Umma and Zoe sit together and watch tv because we love each other! And then she just smiled up at me lookin’ all sorts of cute. I heard my ovaries gasp because I was so touched. So I put my hand on her thigh and caressed it while saying…
Me: That’s right Zoe! Mommy and Zoe love each other and that’s why we’re sitting together! She looks up at me with a blank face and goes…
Zoe: Don’t touch me.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
KILL JOY!
MOOD KILLER!
Feeling of love?
GONE! Out the door! BUH BYE.
What a nastly lil gijibae!
I felt soooo led on………I shoulda pushed her off the bed now that I look back on it.So do you guys remember Operation Fatso? That was when Zoe was at 21lbs. She was 21lbs on her first birthday which was March 09. When I wrote about Operation Fatso it was 5 months later and no weight gain. I think my goal during that time was for her to hit 25lbs by September and I remember everyone was like “It’s hard to gain that much weight in one month Susan!” I think by the end of the year she was fluctuating between 21 and 22. Since Zoe has started school in March she has gained 4lbs! FOUR POUNDS! I put her on the scale last night and she hit 26.2. WOOHOO! Two weeks ago she was at 24! Her teacher said that because all her friends are eating in class she wants to eat when they eat and tries to eat all her food. She’s not always successful at finishing but at least she tries. See. It’s not impossible. She gained 4 in less than 2 months. Told ya! It can be done.
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Comments (25)
congrats on the success of operation fatso! the zoe stories are always so cute and funny.
wow the student surpasses the teacher. i officially love zoe more than i love you. take your rightful place in line #2, there’s a new #1 in town and she’s kicking asses and taking names!
dood…that’s awesome…such a love hate relationship…
@sandelion23 - dude seriously. take her. she’s yours.
Two big thumbs up!
lol! zoe is too funny. i wonder where she gets it from susan :p 4 lbs! that’s awesome! remember at sandy’s shower when zoe and lila weighed the same? now zoe is heavier than lila!
lol zoe’s daily funny is hilarious!
zoe’s response was such a buzzkill! funny as hell, though.
that’s a good weight gain. i told my coworker that her son would gain weight when he started preschool because he would see other kids eating and want to eat. didn’t work for him.
@dalgitang - it’s only funny cause you know she’s a punk ass.
She’s such a cutie…
We all love her little expressions. We even think it’s funny when she leads YOU on, no wait we shouldn’t be laughing but we are. Sorry… So sorry…
@korean_angel214 - that’s ok you and your stank office people. i shoulda shoved her butt off the bed. but then she woulda been like “don’t push me umma. be nice” ssoooooooooooooooooo bossy man!
great job on operation fatso success!
Zoe is so funny! I’d love to meet up with you one day and go to the mall or something. I’d love to see her again.
So did your ovaries tell you baby #2 yet? Mine are screaming but Keith is suddenly deaf.
@Miss_Snow_Pea - where? up closer to where i live?
@PetiteMandoo - Yeah I’ll come to you. I visit my mom in Staten Island anyway. Unless you have time when you come down this way.
@Miss_Snow_Pea - i hardly go down that way. If you come up here we can always hit the malls here. there’s lots!
Do you go to Jersey Garden’s much?
@Miss_Snow_Pea - rarely but i do occasionally
@PetiteMandoo - Okay, we’ll I’m down with anything. Or we can go eat. I pretty much can eat anytime all the time lol
@Miss_Snow_Pea - just let me know a couple weeks in advance.
zoe’s so funny!
that first picture is AWESOME!
Hi there. Just wanted to say congratulations on your new pregnancy!! Can’t wait to read your new baby blog.
@PetiteMandoo - LOL Most everyone here is a parent, so they get a kick out of it. I may not be a parent but kids are great!!! And man she is bossy but she’s so cute about it.
If you pushed her off, she’d never let you live it down, well for as long as a two year old can hold it against you.
omg, Emmy says that to me too!!! When I’m lovingly stroking her hair/face/back, she sometimes looks at me with very serious eyes and says in a peeved tone “don’t touch me!” I sit there stunned, my hand in mid caress.
i really like that first pic of Zoe reading her catalog.
@so_droll80 - and that’s when you’re mid caressing hand wants to shove em. am i right?! am i right?! i’m right! i know.