June 30, 2010
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My Little Snow White
Zoe’s Daily Funny:
On sunday I a had a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE headache. So I was lying on the couch and Zoe came running towards me and started to throw all the pillows on the floor and said…
Zoe: Mommy let’s play boat.
Me: Zoe I have a ouchie inside my head.
Zoe: Oh. You have a ouchie in your head?
Me: Yeah.
Zoe: Play boat with me mommy.
Me: Zoe my head hurts.
She then climbs on the couch crouches next to my face touches my forehead and said…
Zoe: Here?
Me: Yeah.
Zoe: I give you a bandaid.
She then whips out a magical invisible bandaid and puts it on my head…
Zoe: Let’s play boat mommy.
Me: Zoe I can’t. I’m hurting.
She then kisses me on top of my invisible bandaid and cocks her head so it’s in my face and says…
Zoe: I kiss it. It’s all better now?
Me: Hahhaha yes.
Zoe: Let’s play boat!
Me: Hahaha okay….
How can I not play with her after that? She thinks her kisses have healing powers. Like you can break your leg and she thinks she can just come over and kiss it and you can go back to pushing her on the swing or something.
So this pregnancy is like soooo annoying. *sigh* It’s like last week I had herpes and this week I have a hemroid. Like as in the kind where I think I need a doughnut to sit on. Haha…. Yesterday morning I laughed at something my husband said as we were about to head out the door and then I told him I had to change because I peed a little in my lederhosen. OH COME ON! GOD! GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! Pregnant women, practice your kegels!!!! It’s no joke! I trickle when I laugh, or gag, or sneeze. SOOOO ANNOYING!
My husband thinks I’m a hot mess. I sadly agree.
:: 06.10.10 :: Coloring w/ New Jellies While Waiting For The Mail
If she wears these for a long time they actually cut her around her achilles so she now has to wear them with socks. I told her it wasn’t cool to wear socks with sandals but I think she can get away with it.
She insisted that she wear this when we went to pick up her dad at the bus stop.
:: 06.12.10 :: Princess Breakfast @ Paramus Children’s Museum
First time I went to this museum. I thought it was a little ghetto. I don’t know. The girls had fun though so that’s the important thing. I have never been to Disney Land/World but I’m sure the princesses there are WAY better. This will have to do for now till we take her. We went with my friend Theresa and her daughter Chloe who’s a year older than Zoe. They love each other. Haha… Before Chloe came over I told Zoe that Chloe might be wearing a Snow White dress too. She said “No. I’M Snow White.”
Ok about the photo above…. hahaha. I was hoping that as soon as Zoe saw Snow White she’d start smiling and getting excited. I watched her reaction and she was staring her down! She was looking her up and down like “What DA HELL are you doing wearing MY dress?” Gongju! Snow White had some Eastern European accent.
I thought Belle was the prettiest by far.
Comments (24)
Belle looks like the Disney Belle!
Dude–get thy self some Tucks pads. Hemmorhoids were my unspoken discomfort during pregnancy. Shit it had to be—I had a freakin 9lb baby pushing down on everything. I got mine at 8-9 months and I had to shit on donut at work. I stuffed it in a drawer or covered it up with a cardigan every time I got out of my seat.
@hkcho - how long did it take for one to go away and were they external? preparation h didn’t do anything for you? how is tucks different?
Zoey makes a super cute snow white.
USE TUCKS! tucks is soaked with witch hazel which acts as an astingent to shrink blood vessels – the cause of ‘roids. i didnt use it during the pregnancy n it got WORSE after the delivery n had to get it surgerically removed…this is WORSE than labor n delivery…i was bedridden for 2 months…take care of the ‘roids b4 it gets to this point…n have a high fiber diet…i changed my diet now cuz i dun want reoccurence…
OMG. Zoe is so adorable. You should make a book of her witticisms.
too cute!
She looks adorable!!! Love the snow white costume!
belle reminds me anne hathaway,
snow white zoe is definitely much cuter than imposter snow white.
Umm…is the grownup Aurora a trannie? No, really.
Also, Zoe is *the* Snow White. I’m glad she showed that imposter what’s what! :_D
awww that’s super cuteness!!!
zoe white is SO cute! and the pics where she’s with fake Snow White are so hysterical! You can really sense Zoe’s distaste for her! HAHAHA
So cute to see the lil ones all dressed up and playing “castle” tea party. Wished they had such things in my time! LOL.
you can find them as “witch hazel pads” too if you don’t see the word “TUCKS” on there.
zoe is such a cute snow white!
@Soapie - i got them yesterday. thank you!
Zoe is too cute! I agree, you just have to suck it up after Zoe gives you one of her magical healing kiss. LOL…Matthew gives me the lecture of why I should be more careful after I hurt myself. I’m thinking I prefer a magical kiss over being lectured by my 3 year old.
So…this is what I get to look forward to with a little girl…princess galore! Oh boy.
@joesee22 - just pray that she’s a lil tomboy and wants to play with matthew’s toy.
omigod i know what you mean about the lecture. zoe lectured her father this morning about getting hurt.hahaha
@PetiteMandoo - Yeah…might make it easier if she likes Thomas the Train. But first gotta figure out how to break the news to Matthew about having to share his trains
@joesee22 - awww i think matthew would do anything for his little sister. he has a sweet demeanor.
hahahaha she is a tough cookie, giving the big snow white a stare down. I agree Belle is the prettiest by far, she also kind of looks like Anne Hathaway.
I love the princess photos – I almost wanted to go too! Do they do that often? Snow White Zoe looked way prettier than the other one.
I sympathize with you about the urine leaking part…..what can I say – kegels, kegels, kegels, and cross your legs when you cough.
@jec2008 - i think the one we went to was the 2nd one they ever did because they said the first one was successful. the museum does need to be updated though.
kegels kegels kegels! if i have to sneeze i stiffen up and sneeze. my husband would just be like “what the heck is wrong with you?!” hahahaha I’m like “DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PEE IN MY PANTS!? Ok then!”
gah! i love her jellies and her snow white costume! SOOOO much cuter than adult snow white