July 1, 2010

• Family Vacation Here We Come!

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  So in the mornings when I go downstairs to pack up Zoe’s lunch I leave her upstairs with her dad so he can brush her teeth. I can then hear her running in the hall to the top of the stairs by the gate and she always yells down “Mommy come and get me!” Yesterday was the same routine only…
  
  Zoe: Mommy come and get me! (but she said with like despair in her voice)
  Me: (From the bottom of the stairs looking up at her) If you want me to come and get you then smile.
  Zoe: (Smiling)
  Me: Hahaha ok that’s better
  As I got to the top of the stairs I said…
  Me: If you want me to open the gate you have to give me a kiss.
  So she stood on her tippy toes and kissed me from the other side of the gate. But then she cupped my face in both her hands and said in a sad voice…
  Zoe: Mommy I never see you anymore.
  Me: WHAT?! WHAT are you TALKING about?!
  Zoe: I never see you anymore mommy.
  Then her dad yells from the bedroom…
  C: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You’re like mommy’s stalker you stalker!
  She just totally ignores us and is still holding onto my face and says…
  Zoe: I never see you anymore mommy.
  
  I started laughing. What da hell?! She ALWAYS sees me. Such an actress. Dude she is there when I’m peeing or even when I need a private moment to take care of my rectum situation this week she is THERE. Like HELLO YOBOSEHYO!? What is she talking about? I wonder where she learned that from… She’s so funny I swear.
  

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  So yesterday I got Tucks like some of you recommended for my butt problem. It actually helped relieve the pain a lot so thank you and it did shrink since the day before. Yay! I also got an offer from Zoe to kiss my ouchie but I turned her down and told her she didn’t want to go there. And it’s so appropriate but this song I feel is dedicated to me this week. If you’re a Tosh.0 fan you probably already saw it. What what in da butt? A hemorrhoid that’s what what in my butt!
  Oh I also forgot to mention we are off this Sunday to our Jung Family Vacation 2010 Extravaganza! Meh-hee-co here we come! I’ve been prepping Zoe. So all week it’s been “I wanna go to Zoe’s ocean” or “I swim in the water with mommy and daddy together?” or “I swim in the water like Ariel and Flounder?” or “Can I splash the water in the ocean?” She’s excited. I’m excited. We is all excited to go to Zoe’s ocean!
  
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