November 1, 2010

• Random Shots

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  Yesterday I went upstairs to get something from my bedroom. I hear Zoe walking around downstairs looking for me while yelling “mom!”. I go downstairs and she’s at the bottom looking up at me. She says…
  
  Zoe: Mommy I was looking for you?
  Me: You were? I’m right here though. Why were you looking for me?
  Zoe: (making a sad face) Because I was gonna miss you.
  
  Hahaha okay stalker. I was gone for like 10 seconds.
  
  Today I dropped Zoe off at school, went to my ob/gyn, picked up something to eat, picked up dry cleaning, and then came home to clean our office. While cleaning the doorbell rang. I looked out the window and see about 5 little boys (3 of them Korean I’m pretty sure and probably around the age of 9 or 10) hiding behind our car. You little punk asses. So I opened the window and said “Hey! If you don’t need anything then don’t be ringing on my doorbell you got that?!” They all looked scared and nodded. Punk asses. Next time I’m gonna hold the phone and pretend I’m calling the cops. They did this like last friday too. Maybe I’ll dump a bucket of water on them. I should actually get my mother in law to yell out Korean obscenities. She’s good. She’d scare the shit outta them. Muhahaha…  Isn’t this sad? This was like the excitement of my day now that I’m out on maternity leave. I think I’m gonna take a nap at 4 before I pick Zoe up at school.
  
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