March 4, 2011

• Update

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  So sometimes I have the tv on while Zoe eats dinner. I use it as my AK47. “Zoe if you don’t take another bite I swear to God I’m gonna shut it off!” “Zoe! Ok fine pausing till you take a bite!” “Zoe so help me if you don’t eat RIGHT NOW I’m gonna break your Snow White DVD in half!”
  
  So yesterday she was eating dinner and watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates when I was blurting out my threats…
  
  Me: ZOE! You take a bite of your dinner right now! Zoe Olivia! Mommy said RIGHT NOW.
  Zoe: (smiling at me while waving her hand in my face) Calm down I’m going to bossy.
  
  Why I oughta…
  

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  So post baby I stopped pumping at around 2 months. Auntie Menstrual returned around 3 months and I just started shedding like a mofo about a week ago. Like, it looks like a little black mouse died by my shower drain each morning.
  
  Anyways, did I mention that C and I hate our kids from the hours of 10pm-6am this week? We’re so tired! I feel like a zombie during the day. I really don’t know how we’re functioning.
  
  For the past 3 days Zoe has been crying when I would drop her off. She wouldn’t cry when we go into the school but right when I leave she clings on and starts to bawl her eyes out and tells me she wants me to stay with her at school and not to go to work. The director thinks it’s because she’s still transitioning from having a little brother. I really don’t think so. I think it’s because her bff Crystal moved up a class as of this week. If you remember, she’s the little girl I wrote about that’s been picking on Zoe. They have such a love hate relationship with each other.
  
  So this morning I’m driving her to school and she says to me…
  
  Zoe: Mommy I’m not gonna cry about you today.
  Me: Oh yeah? When? At school?
  Zoe: Yeah. I’m not gonna cry about you.
  Me: Ok don’t. I don’t want you to cry about me.
  
  So then I thought is it her teacher? Is she not happy with her teacher maybe?
  
  Me: Zoe do you like Mrs Marisol?
  Zoe: Yes but I like you better than her..
  Me: I know but do you like her?
  Zoe: Yes but mommy I like you more better than her.
  Me: Ok Zoe I like you too.
  
  Have you guys been following the whole Sheen Mania this week? My husband and I crack up when we see stuff on him. He’s so entertaining. He’s like cartoon for adults. We LOVE him. I just read that it was court ordered that his ex-wife took her 2 year old twins out of the house because she was claiming that they shouldn’t be raised in an environment where Sheen lives with his two “goddess” girlfriends. Girl, I would have pulled them out WAY before this even all broke out in the news. I’m sure all his exes are like “NOW you people understand what we had to deal with.”

  
  “I got magic and I got poetry at my finger tips and this you know, this includes naps.”
  “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
  
  Has anyone seen The Talk? I love Leah Rimini. She cracks me up. Has this show been on a while? Is it good?
  
  I also want to throw in (since I’m just jumping around on topics) that I hate Drake and Kesha. Both their voices annoy me.

  
  

  

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