June 14, 2011
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Every Girl Needs Her Own Private Diarrhea
Zoe’s Daily Funny:
One of Zoe’s favorite books is Purplicious. And in the book the little girl, Pinkalicious writes in her diary about how she loves pink and how some of the girls in her class are mean to her because they say black is the new color. The last time I read her the book was a few weeks back right before we went to bed. A few days later I was in the kitchen and she was in the living room playing by herself while Kayden was cruising around in his walker. All of a sudden she starts walking towards the stairs so I go…
Me: Zoe where are you going?
Zoe: I’m going upstairs.
Me: Why are you going up?
Zoe: I need to go write in my diarrhea.
I didn’t bother correcting her but I felt that I should have when I picked her up from school a week later and as we were walking out I said…
Me: Zoe aren’t you going to say bye to all your teachers?
She turns around while Miss Yolanda, Miss Kathy, and Miss Marisol were out on the open floor and proceeds to yell across the room.
Zoe: BYE GUYS! BYE! I’M GOING HOME TO WRITE IN MY DIARRHEA!
They all had this look like “what da?”
Me: DIARY! DIARY! DIARY!
I got her one. We started to write in it.
{05.15.11} So on this day I was assembling some Ikea desk drawers while Zoe was sitting by me. I would ask for the “white nail” or the “short nail” or the “long nail” or the “short round thing” and she would just pass me what I needed….TILL she saw the spare, wireless keyboard under the desk. Then she pretended to “type” claiming she was at “work”. So I asked for a “long nail” and she goes…
{05.18.11} “I love you Kayden.”
{05.21.11} Getting dolled up for a passport photo. Isn’t he so edible? Like a fat strawberry you just want to dip in nutella.
{05.26.11} Zoe put her own shorts back on after she peed in the potty. She was quite proud. I didn’t have the heart to tell her they were inside out.
Comments (16)
that shirt and tie kill me! so cute.
i think we all must have mixed up those words a lot as little kids, too.
@SarahakaHungry - i can tell you my dad forced us to keep a diarrhea. sometimes i’d have nothing to write and just write the weather. hahaha
ahahaha! Zoe is such a character, soo cute. Pinkalicious and purplicious are 2 of C’s all time faves, she has to read them at least 3x a day each. don’t even get me started on goldilicious.
my parents forced us to write in diarr-diary- journals, too. i remember getting criticism for only writing about what happened that day. geez.
it’s great that your daughter is so excited to write in hers.
hahaha inside out shorts. so cute.
I love fat strawberries! haha And inside out shorts! You must be so proud. =p I love the one of the two together.
aww!!! so cutee!!! diarrhea… muehehehehehehe zoeeeee never fails to make me laugh!
thanks for the sharing :”)
ciao~
I clicked on this post eager to read a good diarrhea story. Not quite what I expected.
Yes, I think diarrhea stories are funny, just not when it happens to me.
i likes your children velly macheeee
@inkuphotography - i am so sorry that my entry was not explosive enough for you. that shant happen again sir.
@sooae - did you try the ladybug girl books? the illustrations are pretty.
@PetiteMandoo - wow. so. crazy~ Z and C seem to like the same kind of stuff haha. I didn’t know there is more than one ladybug girl book?? Please recommend! Chloe loves the one where lulu’s bro doesn’t let her play with him so she goes off on little missions of her own with bingo. The bad thing, is she copies that furrowed brow expression that lulu has when shes mad and i HATE it! lol.
@sooae - i think c and z are just west coast/east coast versions of each other. hahaha the only one we read is the one at the beach and zoe loves it. i’m ordering her the rest of the collection.
http://www.amazon.com/Jacky-Davis/e/B004S75GZA/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1308235366&sr=1-1
Zoey always makes me laugh. I don’t want her to grow up.
@eciila - *sigh* me too.
@PetiteMandoo - Oops, I meant ZOE.