October 4, 2011

• Video: Once Upon A Time…

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  A few weeks ago Zoe was in the bathtub taking a bath while I sat on the toilet to pee with Kayden on my lap (yes, you heard right). I saw her get up and I yelled at her…
  
  Me: Zoe what did I say about standing up? Sit down right now! Do you want to fall and get hurt?!
  Zoe: No.
  Me: Ok then sit down. Now.
  Zoe: Yes, your majesty.
  
   I sensed sarcasm.
  

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  I invite you to share a most wonderful bedtime story with me. Zoe will be our story teller. Prepare to be amazed! Shhhh! No talking allowed.
  
  

  Me: Tell me your story again

  Zoe: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young lady name, uh, Princess Snow White.

  Me: Mmhmm

  Zoe: And she lived in a castle and a old witch trapped her in jail. Oh No! The prince has to been save her.
  Me: What?!
  Zoe: She fell asleep and then the prince had to kiss her and the witch said “Aww, Oh I’m so old!” And then she ran away and die! The end.
  Me: ……………………..that was fantastic.

   

   

  WASN’T THAT JUST SO MAGICALLY DEPRESSING? I have nightmares from her bedtime stories. She’s so morbid. Hahaha….

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