December 5, 2011

• Jijis

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  Last night after bathing both of the kids, Zoe had on her pj’s and happened to find my black bra on the floor. So she slips it on over her jammies and goes “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! Look at my bra Mommy”. She even mentioned to me later that Ariel’s bra is prettier than mine because hers is purple. Like I care. Coughcough-ariel’s-a-big-skank-cougcough. So this morning after Zoe had finished eating her breakfast she shoved two of her hide and squeak eggs up her shirt and said “Hey mom! Look at my jijis!”  I ignored her little pointy 2 inch protrusions under her shirt and told her to hurry up and run to the bathroom to brush her teeth. The whole time I was getting her bib, brush, cup, and toothpaste ready all I hear is….
  
  Zoe: Ugh my jijis keep falling.
  Zoe: I’m touching my jijis because they keep falling down.
  Zoe: Mommy listen, my jijis squeak.
  Zoe: Why won’t my jijis stay still. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a bra on.
  
  Then after she finished brushing I was washing her face and as I was patting it dry she goes…
  
  Zoe: Hurry it up mom! My jijis are falling down!

   

  OMIGOD ENOUGH WITH THE JIJIS!
  

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