June 22, 2011

• Dutch Wonderland 2011

  Zoe’s Daily Funny:
  Yesterday I was making Zoe’s lunch to pack up and take to school while Kayden was skootin around in his walker and Zoe was eating breakfast at the table. All of a sudden I hear…
  Zoe: Transformers, all that dee dee eye. Transformers, all that dee dee eye.
  
  I glance over at her and she’s giving me this sideway glance while smiling….it was actually more like a smirk now that I think about it.
  
  Zoe: Mommy you like that song?
  Me: No. I hate it.
  Zoe: TRANSFORMERS! ALL THAT DEE DEE EYE! TRANSFORMERS! ALL THAT…
  Me: You know, if you REALLY loved them you would know that you’re singing it wrong.
  Zoe: How do you sing it?
  Me: Transformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers, robots in disguise.
  Zoe: Transformers, all that dee dee eye. Transformers, robots dee dee eye. Like that?
  Me: Mmmhmm. Just like that.
  

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  Let’s talk about Kayden first today…
  He’s so cute. Hahaha. I love him. He always smiles when he sees me. His teachers say he’s such a good baby. We’ve started him on store bought baby food. Mostly fruits though. I’ve tried to start him on veggies and he is just not having it. I just started bumping his formula back up to 6 1/2 oz (I had to drop since he was sick and wasn’t drinking as much). Oh and here’s a biggie, I think he’s going to crawl soon. He’s been trying to get on all fours lately. We’ve also been practicing sitting him up and he does topple over a lot but it’s all just about practice. Sometimes he can stay seated if he’s focused on something. When he wants to be picked up he’ll follow me on his walker while crying. Hahaha. And he’s also going through separating anxiety. Like if he sees me leave the room. Yesterday I closed the gate to go downstairs to do the laundry and he started running to the gate on his walker and just started bawling. Hahahaha. Cry baby. Our Kayden’s growing up. I can’t believe he’ll be 8 months soon. OMIGOD! That means his dohl is like 4 months away! I gotta start planning. I already have some ideas…
  
  So now that Zoe is older I can tell when she’s being sneaky. So she still has accidents. She waits till the very last second to go. It’s rather annoying. And after she poops she doesn’t know hwo to wipe her butt and if no one is there to help her she’ll just pull her panties back up so when she comes home I see skid marks on them. So on Sunday I was in the living room with the kids and then all of a sudden Zoe yells “POO-POO, POO-POO” and runs off to the bathroom. Then I hear…
  
  Zoe: Mommy don’t come to the bathroom.
  
   Something is up. So I yell back…
  
  Me: Do you need my help?
  Zoe: NO! I’m alright! Just stay there and watch tv.
  
  Oh something is DEFINITELY up.
  
  Me: Why?
  Zoe: Oh because you like watching tv so just sit there and just watch it.
  
  I get up from the couch and start walking to the bathroom. She’s on the toilet and sees me coming and starts to bawl. She had some diahrhea on her underwear. I couldn’t get mad at that. I got mad because this little circle of diahrhea is staring both of us in the face and I asked her 3 times “Did you poopy in your panty?” All 3 times she said no.  I hit her all 3 times. I said “I’m going to ask you one more time and if you lie to me this time it’s going to hurt a lot when I hit you. Did you poopy in your panty?” She nodded yes and started to cry again. I told her I wasn’t mad because it was an accident. I was more mad that she was blatantly lying to my face. Sometimes if she accidentally pees a little bit in her panty and she’ll say to me “I have to go pee pee. Don’t check my panty.”  That’s like “I didn’t steal money. Don’t check my purse.”
  
  Disciplining is so damn hard.
  
  {05.28-29.11} Dutch Wonderland 2011
  
  
         
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
           
   
  

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